The Most Compassionate Citizens in Lazarus
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7,531. |  The Incorporated States of Neumbowlia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7,532. | The Sultanate of Crimson Recluse | Corporate Police State | “Twirling Toward Spiders” | |
| 7,533. |  The Republic of Pasta noodles | Capitalist Paradise | “Be strong and be a noodle” | |
| 7,534. | The Empire of Thoradin of Arathor | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You speak to the king of Arathor” | |
| 7,535. |  The Holy Empire of Five Crowns | Anarchy | “God save the Crowns” | |
| 7,536. |  The Empire of Picklian | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Llamas are cool” | |
| 7,537. |  The Kingdom of Volkovograd | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hunters and Prey” | |
| 7,538. |  The United Kingdom of Gorthania SSC | Corporate Bordello | “Sticking on your gyatt for the rizzler, Your so skibdi” | |
| 7,539. | The Kingdom of Sorocamirim 4 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7,540. |  The Empire of America but a lot chicken | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Chimken” |
