The Smartest Citizens in Lazarus
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We know it” | |
| 2. |  The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine | Democratic Socialists | “Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee” | |
| 3. |  The Golden Empire of Kratistolies | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Kingdom of Joaco | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Para servir y proteger” | |
| 5. |  The Galactic Imperium Invictum of Darkium | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Vae Victus!!” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of Celtician | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dílis go Bás” | |
| 7. |  The SybilSocialist Megacluster of The City of Guelph | Psychotic Dictatorship | “早 め ま す 420” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Technocracy of The Gelseen Hegemony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The greatest joy comes through creation.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Surd | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength in Unity” | |
| 10. |  The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If it ain't broke break it.” |
