The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7,031. |  The Colony of Gabriele Seyfert | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The best lack all conviction” | |
| 7,032. | The Republic of Blechman | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Collaboration” | |
| 7,033. | The Republic of Granit Xhaka | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Kowlooni Puppet” | |
| 7,034. |  The Democratic Republic of Trocho | Father Knows Best State | “Oh Trocho, my flower” | |
| 7,035. | The Republic of Nam Long Shan | Democratic Socialists | “Brick Hill” | |
| 7,036. | The Federación of Megaxistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Libre y Soberano” | |
| 7,037. |  The Antiquity of United Arcasia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Veni, Vidi, Vici” | |
| 7,038. | The United Provinces of Czeris | Democratic Socialists | “Alenda lux ubi orta libertas” | |
| 7,039. | The Republic of Pokemon XY BREAKpoint | Authoritarian Democracy | “Kowlooni Puppet” | |
| 7,040. | The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 1053 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This is a terrible nation” |
