The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 8,547th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
| 2. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
| 3. |  The Robocracy of Awesomeland | Capitalizt | “Omnia Merdae Sunt” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Mainze | Anarchy | “In something we just might trust.” | |
| 5. |  The Frozen Wasteland of Neo Anarcho-Canadian Empire | Anarchy | “Whoops, my anarchy symbol.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Coolibeer | Corporate Bordello | “To dare it is to do” | |
| 7. |  The Mountain Range of The Snow Shield | Capitalizt | “Ad Terminos Terrae” | |
| 8. |  The Confederate Corporations of Nucular | Corporate Bordello | “We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Technocracy of The Gelseen Hegemony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The greatest joy comes through creation.” | |
| 10. |  The Suspicious Yellow Stain of HIreland | Capitalist Paradise | “He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead” |
