Lazarus
World Census
The Rudest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 7,701st in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
| 2. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Capitalizt | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Cyleia | Anarchy | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Malanasia | Anarchy | “The world capital for arson-related deaths!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Ashkonia | Anarchy | “May the odds be ever in your favour” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Mo-Po-Lo-Jo-To-Jo | Anarchy | “Res Ipsa Loquitur, Sed Quid In Infernos Dicet” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Mainze | Capitalizt | “In something we just might trust.” | |
| 8. |  The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A Safe People is a Strong People” | |
| 9. |  The Hive of Popung | New York Times Democracy | “Chili Con Carne” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Revelries of HIreland | Capitalist Paradise | “He who has the highest blood alcohol count shall lead” |
