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The Most Rebellious Youth in Last Flight

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of JWhistler	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Harmony in Gray and Green”
2.	The Most Serene Republic of Matriculate	Capitalist Paradise	“We are nowhere and we are everywhere.”
3.	The Borderlands of Boneyard	Father Knows Best State	“Memento mori”
4.	The Mercenary Monarchy of Mortis	Capitalist Paradise	“Darkness rises . . . and light to meet it.”
5.	The Democratic Republic of Joseon	Capitalist Paradise	“강성대국”
6.	The Republic of Necropoleis	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Statutum est hominibus semel mori.”
7.	The Republic of Honduras	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Imogen Cunningham”
8.	The Nomadic Peoples of Hiiaka	Capitalist Paradise	“E hele me ka pu’olo.”