The Most Primitive in Lasagna
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Jumpin Jack | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of New Sicily Islands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Planctonia | New York Times Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Blackstar of Prometheus- | Libertarian Police State | “All my friends are heathens, take it slow...” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Enjoy yourself.” |
