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The Highest Economic Output in Lardyland

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The People's Republic of Redundididia	Corporate Police State	“To work is to work is to work”
2.	The Empire of United People of Drazzil	Father Knows Best State	“Life, Liberty, Property”
3.	The Dim Red Lights of The Shou District	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Always a good time. Always.”
4.	The Memery of North Cromch	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Stonks.”
5.	The Republic of West Kerch	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“........”
6.	The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I eat liberations for breakfast”
7.	The Sashmugan of Captian Lard	Iron Fist Socialists	“Hail Spam! Hail Swedes!”
8.	The Nomadic Peoples of Philza	Anarchy	“Thats a nice bird”
9.	The Great Hero of MasterSpamChief	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The Master Chief of Spam”
10.	The Republic of Waterfallean 2	Left-wing Utopia	“Might Makes Right”

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