by Max Barry

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Lardyland World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Lardyland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 450th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The People's Republic of RedundididiaCompulsory Consumerist State“To work is to work is to work”
2.The Fiefdom of Free NudesCompulsory Consumerist State“This is a place about memes”
3.The Free Speech Company of Ghostway CorporationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Project X”
4.The Spammy Council Puppet of Pinochet Executionists A1 PuppetCorporate Bordello“a”
5.The Republic of Dont ban me timAnarchy“Please”
6.The Holy Empire of Orthodox Church of LardylandRight-wing Utopia“I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice”
7.The Commonwealth of Nth toneInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Oh hell no”
8.The Commonwealth of Suicide27Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Donít die, itís my job”