The Fattest Citizens in Lardyland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lardyland is ranked 450th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The People's Republic of Redundididia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“To work is to work is to work”|
|2.||The Fiefdom of Free Nudes||Compulsory Consumerist State||“This is a place about memes”|
|3.||The Free Speech Company of Ghostway Corporation||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Project X”|
|4.||The Spammy Council Puppet of Pinochet Executionists A1 Puppet||Corporate Bordello||“a”|
|5.||The Republic of Dont ban me tim||Anarchy||“Please”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Orthodox Church of Lardyland||Right-wing Utopia||“I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice”|
|7.||The Commonwealth of Nth tone||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Oh hell no”|
|8.||The Commonwealth of Suicide27||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Donít die, itís my job”|