The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Lands End
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of Eastern Kalamazoom | Corporate Police State | “Blood Brings Death” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Yellow Veins of Grennick Gold | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All That Glitters” | |
| 3. |  The Parent Company of Hollip | Capitalizt | “If you can't beat them, buy them.” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Mechanica Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” | |
| 5. |  The Great of Hansa Federation | Corporate Police State | “MY PRINTER IS BROKEN!” | |
| 6. |  The United Establishments of Land of No Mans | Capitalizt | “The pinnacle of achievement” | |
| 7. |  The Imperial war mongerers of 0rd er | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Death to all and to all a terible death” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Stratocracy of Laskaltine | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mir sinn Laskaltinien! Mir besëtzen d'Arrivée!” | |
| 9. |  The Holy People's Republic of Thaltopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bog, Zemlja, Industrija” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Biggonian Megaist Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Integrity, Pride and Service to the Realm” |
