The Nudest in Kylaris
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Chinniwana | Left-Leaning College State | “Justice For All” | |
| 2. |  The Caldish Monarchy of The Kingdom of Glitter | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For King and Liberty” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Minilov | Anarchy | “The Great, Little, and White” | |
| 4. |  The Dommy Mommy of Liecthenbourg | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Give us a kiss. (*Nigel Thornberry Voice*)” | |
| 5. |  The United Republics of Matuslania | Democratic Socialists | “Kune Ni Eltenu (Together Shall We Endure)” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Azmara | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength comes from equality and unity.” | |
| 7. |  The United Kingdom of Lannistter | Corporate Bordello | “Whatever happens, Lannistter will resist!” | |
| 8. |  The Cyborg Bathhouse of Senkaku | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Asymptomatic” | |
| 9. |  The Emeraudian Republic of Deblar | Left-wing Utopia | “Vers la prospérité” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Montecara | Capitalist Paradise | “Virtus nostrum tutamen” |
