The Fattest Citizens in Kosmos Choris Dakrya
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Kosmos Choris Dakrya is ranked 4,559th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Resistance of Tesseris | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Long live the Unified Resistance! God is not our King!” | |
| 2. |  The Guess Whos Back of Awqers | New York Times Democracy | “Puppet of Awqnia” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Mikri Marioneta | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom belongs to humanity!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Enastheos | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God is great!” |
