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Kittens Sanctuary World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Kittens Sanctuary

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Kittens Sanctuary is ranked 1,052nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Most Serene Matriarchy of The Samurai KittensCompulsory Consumerist State“If a cat washes its face and ears, it will rain.”
2.The Cats of Queen BeruthielIron Fist Consumerists“...surer of finding the way home in a blind night...”