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Kittens Sanctuary World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Kittens Sanctuary

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Kittens Sanctuary is ranked 2,089th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Most Serene Matriarchy of The Samurai KittensCompulsory Consumerist State“If a cat washes its face and ears, it will rain.”
2.The Cats of Queen BeruthielIron Fist Consumerists“...surer of finding the way home in a blind night...”