The Rudest Citizens in Kerala
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kerala Dispatch Office | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Ares Minor | Free-Market Paradise | “Patience and perseverance have a magical effect.” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Radiant Sword 1 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 4. |  The Narayana Desam of Madhurai | Capitalizt | “Om Namo Narayanaya” | |
| 5. | The Ram Rajya of Malabar Air | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 6. |  The 🄶🅁🄴🄰🅃🄴🅁 🅁🄰🄼 🅁🄰🄹 of KaabaArabianEmirates | New York Times Democracy | “🕉 സ്വാമിയേ ശരണം അയ്യപ്പാ 🕉” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Vassal State of Bengal | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Compliance” |
