The Safest in Kayak on Me
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Kayak on Me is ranked 1,124th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of United SColtons | Left-Leaning College State | “Quoique tu fasses, l'amour est partout.” | |
| 2. |  The Holy People's Republic of Poliktatia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Don't Touch My Spleen” |
