The Most Rebellious Youth in Kali Yuga
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Inyourfaceistan | Anarchy | “Individual liberty before greater good. Always.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Radimostan | New York Times Democracy | “Liberty, Solidarity, Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Empire of Aeyariss | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For The Empire; We March” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Nifonese Empire of New Aeyariss | Father Knows Best State | “Wind, Forest, Fire, Mountain” | |
| 5. |  The Star Empire of Lumiera | Democratic Socialists | “Prosperous and Strong” | |
| 6. |  The Great State of Kwangtao | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All Under the Yellow Sky” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Greater Carloso | Moralistic Democracy | “Nation, sovereignty, unity” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Yetubaland | Corporate Bordello | “Land of Peace and Joy” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Eulabian Community | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In varietate concordia” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Naemraeyl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From the Diverse, United” |
