The Most Armed in Johnified States of America
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Superpower of The Phoenix Milita | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Lo Que Sea, Cuando Sea, Donde Sea.” | |
| 2. |  The Military Contractors of Phoenix Dynamix | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I used DoGa to make the images in my Storefront” | |
| 3. |  The Phoenix Protectorate of Johnified States | Father Knows Best State | “JSA 4 Ever” | |
| 4. |  The Johnified States of Johnified America | Father Knows Best State | “JSA FOREVER” |
