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The Most Primitive in Jimothy

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Jimothy is ranked 10,259^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Anti-People Nation	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Who cares about welfare?”
2.	The Empire of The Platypuses	Iron Fist Consumerists	“With platypuses on our side, we shall rule the world!”
3.	The Empire of The Pacified Squids	Civil Rights Lovefest	“By The Ocean For The Ocean”
4.	The United States of Potato Of The Llama	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“May the llamas eat spuds”
5.	The Protectorate of Central Ladionsan	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
6.	The United States of Egg-Shaped Biscuits	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Bow to the biscuits or die”
7.	The Borderlands of Deorian	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Protect your citzens no matter the cost.”
8.	The United States of Aroth	Democratic Socialists	“Defend the Freedom and Rights of those who need it.”