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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Israel

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Semitic Confederacy of Krimzen	Corporate Bordello	“יש לנו אמון שלנו ביהוה”
2.	The Monotheistic Religion of Judaism	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Lol still can’t believe I got this nation name”
3.	The Jewish State of Israeli Defense Force	Left-Leaning College State	“The land of Zion and Jerusalem.”
4.	The Jewish State of Kykel	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“אורים ותמים”
5.	The Protectorate of Yenoam	New York Times Democracy	“Mir Veln Fartrogn”
6.	The Arling of Samyriana	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Lentun, Dokimarves, Botagon”
7.	The Provisional State of Tzeon	Democratic Socialists	“Khbud aun Amunh!”
8.	The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers	Left-Leaning College State	“Thanks for the fish, man.”
9.	The Ambassador of Israel Ambassador	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Isaiah 9:6-7”
10.	The Zionist Republic of Flor-Fina	Democratic Socialists	“Protected By Magen David”