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The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Israel

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Provisional State of Tzeon	Democratic Socialists	“Khbud aun Amunh!”
2.	The Arling of Samyriana	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Lentun, Dokimarves, Botagon”
3.	The Jewish State of Kykel	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“אורים ותמים”
4.	The Jewish State of Israeli Defense Force	Left-Leaning College State	“The land of Zion and Jerusalem.”
5.	The Holy Semitic Confederacy of Krimzen	Corporate Bordello	“יש לנו אמון שלנו ביהוה”
6.	The Monotheistic Religion of Judaism	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Lol still can’t believe I got this nation name”
7.	The Protectorate of Yenoam	New York Times Democracy	“Mir Veln Fartrogn”
8.	The Ambassador of Israel Ambassador	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Isaiah 9:6-7”
9.	The Zionist Republic of Flor-Fina	Democratic Socialists	“Protected By Magen David”
10.	The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers	Left-Leaning College State	“Thanks for the fish, man.”