The Smartest Citizens in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Important Event of Droid attack on the wookies | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What about the droid attack on the wookies?” | |
| 2. |  The Church of King Mewtwo | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Gonna be the very best, like no one ever was...” | |
| 3. |  The Church of Crymenathea | Father Knows Best State | “There is nothing” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Team Rocket Grunt | Corporate Police State | “Prepare for trouble!” |
