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The Nudest in Iowa

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The City of Cedar Falls	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain”
12.	The City of Marshalltown	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain”
13.	The City of Mason City	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain”
14.	The Republic of Altoona	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain”
15.	The District of Sauk Hawkeye	Corporate Bordello	“Community”
16.	The Commonwealth of Otumwa	Tyranny by Majority	“I'm going in at puberty and wont get out until adultery”
17.	The Queen's State of Russikaya Amerika	Free-Market Paradise	“State”

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