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The Fattest Citizens in Interstate 696
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Interstate 696 is ranked 1,533rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of I-696 | Capitalizt | “Motto...” |
