The Most Primitive in International Northwestern Union
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Hock22 | Left-Leaning College State | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 2. |  The Narcotic of GATITanisTAN | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “despite all my rage im still just a gat in a cage” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Centrodestria | Corporate Bordello | “Principles and Pragmatism” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Lytse Hutten | Democratic Socialists | “Fraach alles” | |
| 5. | The Emissary to INWU of Kortexian Emissary | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I am your friend from 10KI” | |
| 6. |  The World of Sophia Lucia | New York Times Democracy | “World Recod Holder” | |
| 7. |  The 𝛀𝚽𝚯 of Cekan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ut non deficiat” | |
| 8. |  The Tone-Deaf Bard of Tracian Empire | Father Knows Best State | “Fiat iustitia, ruat caelum!” | |
| 9. |  The Resident Nutjob of United States of Minecraftia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “&kGive us your diamonds.” | |
| 10. |  The Flush Reich of Crumstain | Democratic Socialists | “Without further ado, let's do further” |
