The Most Average in Institute of Cellulose
World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federative Soviet Republic of Third Soviet Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For Mother Russia” | |
| 2. |  The Eastern Balkan Tsardom of NPC Bulgaria | New York Times Democracy | “Съединението прави силата...” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Ebolarama | Left-Leaning College State | “open all night!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Persuade | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Intelligent. Inquisitive. Inclusive. Persuasive.” | |
| 5. |  The Grand United Republics of The Hellcatian Empire | Democratic Socialists | “There’s beauty in all things you just have to see it” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of 12Arcane | Corporate Bordello | “...Sheesh, I'm Not That Crazy” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Xeosia Attia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “From Many, One” | |
| 8. |  The Cosmocracy of Orange Creek | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Est ius meum” | |
| 9. |  The Fragments of Untecna | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pano Wills It” | |
| 10. |  The Eternal Hegemony of Republic of Callaxium | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Enemies shall perish under the Imperial Banner” |
