by Max Barry

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Institute of Cellulose World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Institute of Cellulose

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Institute of Cellulose is ranked 4,068th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grim Wastelands of The Souless DamnedFather Knows Best State“Death Will Show You the Way”
2.The Machine Empire of Orange CreekPsychotic Dictatorship“With Death as their vindicator”
3.The Green Meme Fruit Main of MLGDogelandDemocratic Socialists“*gonk*”
4.The First Orinthian Empire of AccipitridiaFather Knows Best State“Seraika Sodinikeder.”
5.The United Multiversal Imperium of The Hellcatian EmpireMother Knows Best State“Our many achievements shall not blind our judgement”
6.The Intergalatic Imperial Empire of Alexander the MagnusIron Fist Consumerists“Join Me in Glory, or Stand Against Me and Burn”
7.The Colonial Government of The Remnants of xeno23Psychotic Dictatorship“Peace is just a product with a focus test of billions”
8.The Militaristic nation of AllexandrettaIron Fist Consumerists“serve and protect our leader”
9.The Colossal Congregate of Southern and Northern CaledoniaCivil Rights Lovefest“None shall be spared from Sebtism”
10.The Slavic Imperium of Franco-British-American EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Anime must be purged”
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