The Most Advanced Public Education in Insane Asylum
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Raging Rabbits | New York Times Democracy | “All for one, I'm the one!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Blue Jay 47 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Just a blue jay” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Neo XIX | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Chos Bance Tern | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “By The People For The People” |
