The Most Corrupt Governments in Insane Asylum
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Matriarchy of Neo XIX | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Chos Bance Tern | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Raging Rabbits | New York Times Democracy | “All for one, I'm the one!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Blue Jay 47 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Just a blue jay” |
