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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Indianapolis

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Bourao	Anarchy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
2.	The State of Rayam	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
3.	The State of Aullbeef Hooked	Anarchy	“Luck of the Irish”
4.	The State of Lyham	Anarchy	“Commonwealth”
5.	The State of Farwaniya	Corporate Bordello	“Governorate”
6.	The State of Bourger	Anarchy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
7.	The State of Niende	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.	The State of Mlapa	New York Times Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”