The Most Primitive in India
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Oshkosh and Wisconsin | Anarchy | “Forward” | |
| 2. |  The Great States of Purvanchal | Democratic Socialists | “Glory to our Fatherland!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Bharat-Varsh | Moralistic Democracy | “The brave shall inherit the Earth” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Jyotipura | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Guiding Light, United Spirit” | |
| 5. |  The Sanatan Military Junta of Gujarati Republic | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gujarat, the pride of India!” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea Choson | Democratic Socialists | “Unionize! Subsidize! Remove Poverty!” |
