The Safest in Independent Order
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Keks | Democratic Socialists | “Deo, paco, amar e saj-eso” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Besancia | Democratic Socialists | “Glory for Empire and Crown” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Achkaerin | Democratic Socialists | “Words are mightier than the keenest blade” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Tytor | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For King and Country” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Neu Uburzis | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Für Land und Leute.” | |
| 6. |  The Free State of Kave | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Smiley” | |
| 7. |  The People's Democracy of Mazeltovia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Workers of the World, Unite!” | |
| 8. |  The Ravaging Hordes of Tytorian Royal Army | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Charge!” | |
| 9. |  The Super-awesome Kingdom of Dartfordia | Left-Leaning College State | “Is that a gun in your pocket or...? Oh, it's a gun.” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Valinor | Authoritarian Democracy | “By Fate Decreed” |
