The Most Authoritarian in In The Flesh
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nowhere Man of Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD | Democratic Socialists | “You mean... you'd take a nowhere man?” | |
| 2. |  The Mad United Socialist States of Strawberry the Red | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 3. |  The Unstoppable Force of Immovable Object | Democratic Socialists | “When an Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable Object.” | |
| 4. |  The Happiness of Warm Gun | Left-wing Utopia | “Happiness is a warm gun bang bang shoot shoot” | |
| 5. |  The Liberal Pot Fields of Mr Left | Left-wing Utopia | “Is this not what you expected to see?” |
