The Nudest in Hyrule
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Hyrule is ranked 1,098th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of ZUChat | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Groose is Loose” | |
| 2. |  The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman Deluxe | Corporate Police State | “Go Kings Go” | |
| 3. |  The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From One Source All Things Depend” | |
| 4. |  The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ | Benevolent Dictatorship | “The right path is what's left.” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Card for Bob1 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Legend of Bob” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Rito | Left-wing Utopia | “On the way down, we learn to soar” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Card for Bob12 | New York Times Democracy | “Bob of Zelda” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Ruhar | Civil Rights Lovefest | “United as One” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hey Listen!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Ania Luquiss | Left-wing Utopia | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
