The Most Secular in Hyrule
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Absolute Monarchy of The Kingdom of Lorule | Mother Knows Best State | “My name is Hilda, and I have failed you in every way.” | |
| 2. |  The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From One Source All Things Depend” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of ZUChat | New York Times Democracy | “The Groose is Loose” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hey Listen!” | |
| 5. |  The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ | Benevolent Dictatorship | “The right path is what's left.” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Card for Bob1 | Moralistic Democracy | “Legend of Bob” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Ania Luquiss | Left-wing Utopia | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South Malaysia | Democratic Socialists | “Amity moreover Liberty.” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Card for Bob12 | Moralistic Democracy | “Bob of Zelda” |
