by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hyrule is ranked 762nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From One Source All Things Depend”
2.The Dictatorship of Annoying NaviCompulsory Consumerist State“Hey Listen!”
3.The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry ChristBenevolent Dictatorship“The right path is what's left.”
4.The Community of Card for Bob1Moralistic Democracy“Legend of Bob”
5.The Republic of Ania LuquissLeft-wing Utopia“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Republic of Hosidius graceful outfitCorrupt Dictatorship“Wandering Mercenary's Hosidius graceful outfit”
7.The Community of Card for Bob12Moralistic Democracy“Bob of Zelda”
8.The Empire of Rather not say5Left-wing Utopia“Prosperity for all”
9.The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South MalaysiaDemocratic Socialists“Amity moreover Liberty.”
10.The Republic of PaldeaDemocratic Socialists“Gotta Catch ‘Em All!”