by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hyrule is ranked 505th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman DeluxeCorporate Police State“Go Kings Go”
2.The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From One Source All Things Depend”
3.The Dictatorship of Annoying NaviCompulsory Consumerist State“Hey Listen!”
4.The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry ChristBenevolent Dictatorship“The right path is what's left.”
5.The Community of Card for Bob1Authoritarian Democracy“Legend of Bob”
6.The Empire of SnazalandFather Knows Best State“?”
7.The Totally not CD-i sleeper of ZeldatlaeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The timelines are weird”
8.The Federal Republic of RuharCivil Rights Lovefest“United as One”
9.The Republic of Ania LuquissLeft-wing Utopia“You Can't Stop Progress”
10.The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South MalaysiaDemocratic Socialists“Amity moreover Liberty.”
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