by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hyrule is ranked 707th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From One Source All Things Depend”
2.The Dictatorship of Annoying NaviCompulsory Consumerist State“Hey Listen!”
3.The Royal Family of HyruleLibertarian Police State“It's dangerous to go alone.”
4.The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry ChristBenevolent Dictatorship“The right path is what's left.”
5.The Community of Card for Bob1Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Legend of Bob”
6.The Holy Empire of LinkNew York Times Democracy“It is I, link”
7.The Goddess of FaroreLeft-Leaning College State“Courage.”
8.The Federal Republic of RuharCivil Rights Lovefest“United as One”
9.The Republic of Ania LuquissLeft-wing Utopia“You Can't Stop Progress”
10.The Community of Card for Bob12Authoritarian Democracy“Bob of Zelda”
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