by Max Barry

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Hyrule World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hyrule is ranked 555th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman DeluxeCorporate Police State“Go Kings Go”
2.The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From One Source All Things Depend”
3.The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry ChristBenevolent Dictatorship“The right path is what's left.”
4.The United States of PeeelInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A sword wields no strength without courage”
5.The Commonwealth of RAEWNInoffensive Centrist Democracy“++ N3rd Power -N Reason- N Existence- N Passion ++”
6.The Republic of Ania LuquissLeft-wing Utopia“You Can't Stop Progress”
7.The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South MalaysiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Amity moreover Liberty.”
8.The Unified Empire of New DraygoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The light of Crystalis Protects us.”
9.The Congress of The-CrowIron Fist Consumerists“Always A Winner!”
10.The Country of NosyajDemocratic Socialists“F*CK 'EM”
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