The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hyrule is ranked 762nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From One Source All Things Depend” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hey Listen!” | |
| 3. |  The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ | Benevolent Dictatorship | “The right path is what's left.” | |
| 4. |  The Community of Card for Bob1 | Moralistic Democracy | “Legend of Bob” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Ania Luquiss | Left-wing Utopia | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Hosidius graceful outfit | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Wandering Mercenary's Hosidius graceful outfit” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Card for Bob12 | Moralistic Democracy | “Bob of Zelda” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Rather not say5 | Left-wing Utopia | “Prosperity for all” | |
| 9. |  The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South Malaysia | Democratic Socialists | “Amity moreover Liberty.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Paldea | Democratic Socialists | “Gotta Catch ‘Em All!” |
