The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hyrule is ranked 555th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman Deluxe||Corporate Police State||“Go Kings Go”|
|2.||The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“From One Source All Things Depend”|
|3.||The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ||Benevolent Dictatorship||“The right path is what's left.”|
|4.||The United States of Peeel||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“A sword wields no strength without courage”|
|5.||The Commonwealth of RAEWN||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“++ N3rd Power -N Reason- N Existence- N Passion ++”|
|6.||The Republic of Ania Luquiss||Left-wing Utopia||“You Can't Stop Progress”|
|7.||The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South Malaysia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Amity moreover Liberty.”|
|8.||The Unified Empire of New Draygonia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The light of Crystalis Protects us.”|
|9.||The Congress of The-Crow||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Always A Winner!”|
|10.||The Country of Nosyaj||Democratic Socialists||“F*CK 'EM”|