The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Hyrule
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Hyrule is ranked 366th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman Deluxe||Corporate Police State||“Go Kings Go”|
|2.||The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“From One Source All Things Depend”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Hey Listen!”|
|4.||The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ||Benevolent Dictatorship||“The right path is what's left.”|
|5.||The Community of Card for Bob1||Authoritarian Democracy||“Legend of Bob”|
|6.||The Republic of Ania Luquiss||Left-wing Utopia||“You Can't Stop Progress”|
|7.||The Empire of Snazaland||Father Knows Best State||“?”|
|8.||The Federal Republic of Ruhar||Civil Rights Lovefest||“United as One”|
|9.||The Totally not CD-i sleeper of Zeldatlae||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The timelines are weird”|
|10.||The Community of Card for Bob12||New York Times Democracy||“Bob of Zelda”|