by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Hyrule

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Hyrule is ranked 366th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman DeluxeCorporate Police State“Go Kings Go”
2.The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From One Source All Things Depend”
3.The Dictatorship of Annoying NaviCompulsory Consumerist State“Hey Listen!”
4.The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry ChristBenevolent Dictatorship“The right path is what's left.”
5.The Community of Card for Bob1Authoritarian Democracy“Legend of Bob”
6.The Republic of Ania LuquissLeft-wing Utopia“You Can't Stop Progress”
7.The Empire of SnazalandFather Knows Best State“?”
8.The Federal Republic of RuharCivil Rights Lovefest“United as One”
9.The Totally not CD-i sleeper of ZeldatlaeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The timelines are weird”
10.The Community of Card for Bob12New York Times Democracy“Bob of Zelda”
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