The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia | 609th | 77.53 | ||
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi | 2,466th | 39.97 | ||
| 3. |  The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ | 7,418th | 20.99 | ||
| 4. |  The Community of Card for Bob1 | 116,136th | 10.67 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Ania Luquiss | 158,333rd | 9.83 | ||
| 6. |  The Community of Card for Bob12 | 190,576th | 9.53 | ||
| 7. |  The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South Malaysia | 224,312th | 8.78 | ||
| 8. |  The Kingdom of ZUChat | 287,116th | 4.82 | ||
| 9. |  The Absolute Monarchy of The Kingdom of Lorule | 287,997th | 4.6 | ||
