by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hyrule is ranked 713th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Absolute Monarchy of The Kingdom of LoruleInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I bid you most sorrowful welcome to my Kingdom.”
12.The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South MalaysiaDemocratic Socialists“Amity moreover Liberty.”
13.The Congress of The-CrowIron Fist Consumerists“Always A Winner!”
14.The Kingdom of ZUChatCivil Rights Lovefest“The Groose is Loose”
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