The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Hyrule
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Hyrule is ranked 375th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman Deluxe||Corporate Police State||“Go Kings Go”|
|2.||The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“From One Source All Things Depend”|
|3.||The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ||Benevolent Dictatorship||“The right path is what's left.”|
|4.||The Candyland of Mushmellow||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All your candy are belong to us!”|
|5.||The Republic of Ania Luquiss||Left-wing Utopia||“You Can't Stop Progress”|
|6.||The Congress of The-Crow||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Always A Winner!”|
|7.||The Free Land of Broken-Arrow||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Once you come, you never want to leave”|
|8.||The Republic of Cat Piss||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Welcome to the land of the cats”|
|9.||The Country of Nosyaj||Democratic Socialists||“F*CK 'EM”|
|10.||The Confederacy of Mady Starkey||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“puppet of soviet albuquerque”|