by Max Barry

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Hyrule World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Hyrule

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Hyrule is ranked 375th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kings are Terrible at Hockey of Starman DeluxeCorporate Police State“Go Kings Go”
2.The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness SnorlaxiaCivil Rights Lovefest“From One Source All Things Depend”
3.The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry ChristBenevolent Dictatorship“The right path is what's left.”
4.The Candyland of MushmellowPsychotic Dictatorship“All your candy are belong to us!”
5.The Republic of Ania LuquissLeft-wing Utopia“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Congress of The-CrowIron Fist Consumerists“Always A Winner!”
7.The Free Land of Broken-ArrowCorrupt Dictatorship“Once you come, you never want to leave”
8.The Republic of Cat PissLiberal Democratic Socialists“Welcome to the land of the cats”
9.The Country of NosyajDemocratic Socialists“F*CK 'EM”
10.The Confederacy of Mady StarkeyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“puppet of soviet albuquerque”