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The Fattest Citizens in Homieland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Homieland is ranked 12,369^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Empire of Misogyna	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Misogyny: hard to spell, easy to practice.”
2.	The Republic of Homieland Refounder	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Honoring a region long forgotten”
3.	The Republic of Downeyland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Duuuuurh”
4.	The Kingdom of Kirbie	Psychotic Dictatorship	“0”
5.	The Colony of Fragmented America	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Motto...”
6.	The Republic of Women Have No Rights	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Our name says it all.”
7.	The Dictatorship of Kannanada	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Kitrak Nannak.”
8.	The Colony of Fragmented Europe	Authoritarian Democracy	“Motto...”
9.	The Colony of Fragmented Asia	Moralistic Democracy	“Motto...”