The Largest Black Market in Homestuck
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Seer of Light of TentacleTherapist | Corrupt Dictatorship | “So what is this game?” | |
| 2. |  The Classification of Cimpl | Democratic Socialists | “Optime volo, ut nemo umquam” | |
| 3. |  The Mansion of Doc Scratch | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I am an excellent host.” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Magical Girl Raising Project | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
