by Max Barry

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Holy Lands World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Holy Lands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Holy Lands is ranked 72nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARFather Knows Best State“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
2.The Holy Empire of ChemCorrupt Dictatorship“Drink the water”