The Highest Drug Use in Hollow Point
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes | Anarchy | “Barbeque the homeless” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of Caltof | Left-Leaning College State | “In the name of profit” | |
| 4. |  The Lice-ridden Feathers of Scuzzy Pigeon | Father Knows Best State | “Yum! Cold fries!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Randomly generated name | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The Sentai Team of PR Jungle Fury | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Jungle beast, spirit unleashed!” | |
| 7. | The Dominion of Forbidden Planet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wisdom From The Krell!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Korosensei | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. | The Matriarchy of Wokoid Earth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion” | |
| 10. |  The Federated lands of Fracels | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom and liberty for man and woman” |
