The Most Rebellious Youth in Hollow Point
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes | Anarchy | “Barbeque the homeless” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Randomly generated name | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Federated lands of Fracels | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom and liberty for man and woman” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Korosensei | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. | The Matriarchy of Wokoid Earth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of Caltof | Left-Leaning College State | “In the name of profit” | |
| 8. |  The Amazing dumpling with wings of Gyoza Bat | Iron Fist Consumerists | “What are you dreaming about” | |
| 9. | The Dominion of Forbidden Planet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wisdom From The Krell!” | |
| 10. |  The Lice-ridden Feathers of Scuzzy Pigeon | Father Knows Best State | “Yum! Cold fries!” |
