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Hogwarts School for Witches and Wizards World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Hogwarts School for Witches and Wizards

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Hogwarts School for Witches and Wizards is ranked 12,570th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of O LineLibertarian Police State“Fortune favors the bold”
2.The Republic of Lily and james potterCivil Rights Lovefest“Might Makes Right”
3.The Sultanate of El GruffulufuagessInoffensive Centrist Democracy“THE WORLD IS MADE OF GRUFFI”
4.The Community of Land CALNew York Times Democracy“Pandas make life easy so look for the pandas in life”
5.The Jewish Republic of NaturnasaPsychotic Dictatorship“Once a general, always a general. To Hogwarts!”