The Smartest Citizens in Hippies
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Hippies is ranked 557th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mind Expanding Trip of LSD | Democratic Socialists | “Turn Off Your Mind, Relax And Float Down Stream” | |
| 2. |  The Psychedelic Community of Hippies | New York Times Democracy | “Peace” | |
| 3. |  The Hippies of The Human Be-In | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Free Your Mind” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of -LSD- | Anarchy | “Flashbacks” | |
| 5. |  The Wu Wei Brigade of Taoist Extremists | Left-wing Utopia | “No one rules if no one obeys” | |
| 6. |  The Experience of Sugar Cube | Democratic Socialists | “stone free... to do as i please” |
