The Smartest Citizens in Hellhole Reborn
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Dolor Mortis | Democratic Socialists | “Risus in Faciem Morta” | |
| 2. |  The People's Eusocial Republic of Disgraces | Corporate Bordello | “The rule of the game is we all are the same.” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Tidaton | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Archduchy of Oysterreich | Authoritarian Democracy | “Oysterreich uber alles!” | |
| 5. |  The GOTH GIRLS OMG 💜👄🖤 of Goth Pizza | Capitalizt | “Femboy and Goth stuff” | |
| 6. |  The King of Pop of MichaelJackson | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Racopta | Iron Fist Socialists | “Get up or Give up” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Killcitistan | Father Knows Best State | “Kill the citizen. Free the terror.” |
