by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Hell

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Hell is ranked 5,672nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
51.The United Socialist States of Uruk-Hai LurtzMoralistic Democracy“For Sauron and Mordor”
52.The Matriarchy of Venazica MagnaCompulsory Consumerist State“Kill the poor!”
53.The Free Land of BunnycapistanAnarchy“Gubbermint bad, no step on snek”
54.The Youtube Channel of Milwaukee AtheistsLeft-wing Utopia“Hello everybody and welcome to Atheist Sunday School”
55.The Faustian Bargain Hunter of Demon BarmaidMoralistic Democracy“Fiery concoctions, a taste of the forbidden fruit”
56.The Populist Movement of Occupy HellIron Fist Consumerists“DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY”
57.The Federation of TumakIron Fist Consumerists“You see people, I see dollar signs”
58.The Oppressed Peoples of Sheepland 1Psychotic Dictatorship“In retrospect, we shouldn't have drawn that pentagram.”
59.The Kingdom of BushonLibertarian Police State“Ye shall be as gods”
60.The Armed Republic of MonolithistanPsychotic Dictatorship“Monolith”
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