The Fattest Citizens in Heart
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Returned Nation of Big Fard | Father Knows Best State | “The tides rise once more...” | |
2. | The Republic of Heart | Capitalist Paradise | “Kill them with kindness” | |
3. | The Democratic States of Josephtan3 | New York Times Democracy | “Freedom of Expression, Democracy, Unity, and Compromise” | |
4. | The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCLXX | New York Times Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
5. | The Principality of The Third Raven | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
6. | The Republic of Ace Straight | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Do you believe in your cause?” | |
7. | The Allied States of Drufe | Moralistic Democracy | “But you aren't even listening so why should I?” | |
8. | The Union State of Helgoland and Holstein | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Freedom in life, Honor in death” | |
9. | The Colony of Tovinvia | Father Knows Best State | “Be great as turateria” | |
10. | The Government Agency of Heart Dispatch Office | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Once Divided, Now United.” |