The Fattest Citizens in Hartfelden
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hartfelden is ranked 9,268th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of N Space Bandits | Father Knows Best State | “Corollia shall fall” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Corollian Space Bandits | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Corollia shall fall” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Ozocrenic | Father Knows Best State | “Life is death. Control is sustainability.” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Corrolian Space Bandits | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Corollia shall fall” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Corrolia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Corrolia shall rise” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Wamori | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Heal yourself” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of The Sixth Raven | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Prussian Sweeze | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Heil dir im Siegerkranz!” | |
| 9. |  The Just Autocracy of Oster-Bayern | Father Knows Best State | “Gut genug” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Hartfelden Founder | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” |
